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Women's Logic

Female logic - a mystical thing. All men believe that it does not exist, but women are firmly convinced that it is. No matter how absurd the type of thinking of women, a certain logical chain is present in it, and "so simple!" Today will prove this to you on the example of a small confession of a fair sex.

"I decided to make a simple salad, please the family. Salad with chicken. The more just a little boiled chicken left, still no one is eating. This salad needs pineapple. Used fruit from a can, and the juice remained. drink? I do not want ... pour out? Sorry ...

Remembered one recipe pie, there you need juicePineapple just. Made a pie. But there for some reason only the yolks were needed, and the proteins remained. Well, do not throw them away ?! Put in the fridge - all the same then throw it away.

Invented! You can bury meringue. Easy, fast, delicious! In meringue used lemon zest. The lemon remained bald ... if you leave it, it will dry quickly. What to do with a lemon?

Yeah, the sauce is delicious for salad. Half of the bulb left in the salad. And the second half lies, looks at me. But where is it going?

You can spaghetti with a delicious tomato sauceTo cook. Found a jar of tomato juice of his own preparation in the refrigerator. Half left. But with the remainder of what? Sorry if it disappears. She herself worked in the summer, closed it. Natural, without preservatives, will not be kept open for a long time.

I thought a little, I decided to cook a borsch. But, alas, there was no beet at home. Quickly gathered, jumped into the store. Bought beets, potatoes, cottage cheese, sour cream, toothpaste, socks (at a discount), slippers (also a stock was), washed several packages just in case.

On the way back I went to the bank, I paidCommunal, near the bank jumped into the workshop, took the shoes from the repair, bought a bread kiosk fresh bread for children in the school for sandwiches. Barely got home with this all. Cooked borscht. No longer noticed whether there was anything left. Fell into an armchair, my back aches, my legs fall off, my hands do not feel ...

I think that's crazy! I wish I had drunk that pineapple juice! "

Women are adorable. How can you not be touched by this ability to find yourself Cares and problems From nothing?

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