Postcards about losing weight
When doing sports, it often happens like this: You want everything at once, and you get it - nothing and gradually ... if you are going to the spirit, before you sit on a grueling diet, or are looking for the strength to go buy a ticket to the gym, we recommend to season these processes with a dose of humor.
healthy lifestyle - another reason to make fun of yourself! To such serious things as training and healthy eating, it is impossible to treat without a smile: it becomes boring and uninteresting. Cheer up, fun is just beginning!
Jokes about losing weight
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol!
The first day of diet.
I got rid of all the harmful food in the fridge.
it was very tasty.
"I'll turn your life into hell!" I will take away everything that you love!
- Yes, yes, they told me that you are a good nutritionist.
Bought a new high-tech refrigerator. I try to open it after 18:00, and he tells me in a human voice:
- there will be a day - there will be food.
Exercise for effective weight loss: slow turn of the head to the left, then - slowly to the right. Do when they offer to eat something delicious.
To lose weight by spring did not work. I will feed my friends - I will play in contrast ...
Some jokes - as if exactly about me ... "heAdded potatoes, salt and put the aquarium on fire. " Let the diet never bring you to this! If our post made you smile - recommend it to your relatives.