Wives by the sign of the zodiac
Who is the best woman and wife in the universe? The answer is obvious, but still! Let's see what the stars will say about it.
Redaction "so simple!" I found out who The best wife on the zodiac sign, And with which young lady you need to be more careful ...
Wives on the zodiac sign
12th place - Scorpion
Fucking beautiful, insanely attractive andA very clever scorpion woman - the worst wife in the world. Because a man who takes her as a wife, sells himself into real slavery! Without a doubt, to serve such a precious lady is honorable and pleasant, but as long as you become accustomed to her complex character, you will manage to earn a bald spot, erectile dysfunction and old age pension.
11th place - fish
To marry a fish is like having a kitten, becauseBenefit from it as much. Fish - creatures unearthly and attractive. If the woman-fish will be in a good mood, it can be cuddled on the handles. For some mysterious reason, the representatives of the stronger sex fall into a fanatical dependence on this sign of the zodiac. And if some daredevil manages to break off relations with the fish - life becomes meaningless and empty.
10th place - the lion
The bravest go to fight with the lions. The lion wife as an expensive showcase - she has the most beautiful jewelry, the best cars and all the very, very. It all depends on the appetite of the beast of prey. Theoretically, it is possible to divorce a predator, but practically - after a divorce all women seem boring and pale copies. But for the content of another lioness, there is no longer any money, ha!
9th place - Sagittarius
Wife Satan. All that she needs is your immortal soul. As the wife will say, so it will be, always. If you dare disobey, you will burn forever in hell.
8 place - twins
The most dangerous kind of wife. She knows who her husband really is. And you can not hide anything, do not even try! Her keen eye will not miss anything, so put this pechenyushku in place, you're already so fat.
7th place - Aries
Very interesting kind of wife. She - the best that could happen to her man, in this wife-Aries is convinced by 100%! She will fight until the last, but her husband will re-educate. And in favor of the latter.
6 place - scales
Skillful culinary, beauty, excellentMistress - yes, it's a wife-weights. A dream, right? But only in those days when her Majesty is supportive of goodness and tenderness. All the rest of his free time scales are devoted to scandals, hysterics and endless eating of another's liver.
5 place - the virgin
Wife-deva is a wonderful companion, best friend andComrade-in-arms. I am convinced that the couple should look in one direction, and in the one that the virgin herself chooses. The leader in the pack, too, will be she. Formally the leader is here, but the wolf-maiden takes full responsibility. And if you hear in response to the offer of the hand and the heart: "I'll think about it" - run, brother!
4 place - Taurus
On such a young lady you should marry, if you are veryCheerful and not very rich. She will not back down until she grows a successful man out of you, but all the joy from you somewhere will evaporate. But if you think that flying for the hundredth time in your head service - it's still just as fun, then dare!
3 place - Capricorn
The ideal man should be the ideal husbandWomen, everything is elementary! In the choice of a partner, the ibexes are guided by the benefits and benefits, and not by some kind of love. And if the Capricorn woman has chosen you, you are the lucky one for the rest of your days. Though if you do not screw up ...
2 place - Aquarius
An honorable second place goes to the Aquarius. Eternally young laughter, airy and gentle, this young lady is the dream of any man. True, chasing your happiness you have very hard, because persuading her to marry - the task is not easy.
1 place - cancer
Family for cancer above all! It's a sin to complain to this young lady. She is clever, and beautiful, and behind the house ideally looks after, and loves relatives of the husband. Well, what is not a dream? Because family is the main thing. So do not even dare neglect your family responsibilities, otherwise you will get what you deserve! And do not be sorry that I did not marry any maid ... you can not!
This horoscope is comic and you should not take it to heart. But there is a grain of truth in every joke, is not it?